would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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