Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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