I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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