ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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