i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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