Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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