Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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