she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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