try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
