i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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