Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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