And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
