Ambien. No doubt about it.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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