Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You're like the curious george of whores
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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