David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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