i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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