I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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