i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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