We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
My vagina just clenched in fear
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
