margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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