why im i the only drunk person in the library?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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