i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
