After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
