I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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