I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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