i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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