No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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