Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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