Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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