wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
BRING THE BAGELS
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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