remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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