ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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