My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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