You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I lost the right to judge tonight
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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