belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Randomize
