Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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