3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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