I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
