I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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