Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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