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(702): View more from Nevada

what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?

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(740): View more from Ohio

it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second

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(256): View more from Alabama

so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.

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(734): View more from Michigan

If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...

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