he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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