You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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