And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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