guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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