What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It was a blind-side dick pic.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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