just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
