I can't breathe out the right side of my face
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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