i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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