I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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