we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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