Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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