Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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