He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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